Tuesday, October 10, 2006

When Worlds Collide

Over the last couple of weeks, I have been calling in favors and pimping myself out to get my friends to have Discovery Toys parties. I get uber perks if I sell $1000 in my first three months so I am doing everything short of selling sexual favors to meet my quota . . . almost.

One of the things I have been doing is swapping parties with my friends who are also in the network sales arena. My friend Rebecca is a Passion Parties consultant. You should definitely check out her Web site for some fun adult toys! She sells everything from lotions containing phermones to vibrating tongues (those things really freak me out). It’s quite an array of adult pleasures.

Anyway, Rebecca and I came up with a swap. I am going to host a Passion Party and she will host a Discovery Toys party. My husband thinks it would be fun to have them together. We could sell baby teethers on one side and something for the ladies to suck on on the other side. That’s just more than my brain can comprehend. So, Rebecca and I worked out our trade.

This month, she is having her Discovery Toys party. She will get a free hostess credit toward toys, plus the chance to earn a free Pilot Rocker if people buy enough at her party. I am having a Passion Party next month. I will earn a free hostess credit and a free Bullet, and a chance to earn free sex toys if I sell enough at my party.

Does this seem bizarre to anyone else? My husband just giggled. I had a glass of wine, and opened my Passion catalog to decide which free sex toy I want – the Nubby G or the Jack Rabbit. I’m sure Rebecca is trying to decide what toy she wants – Alphabet Lace Place or Hammer Away.

Sweet Lord. What an interesting day.

10 comments:

Luke said...

Great blog! Keep posting cos I think many people loves your blog.

Justin said...

Interestingly, I can't tell the adult toys from the child toys just by the names. It would be interesting to see if both companies could trade product names.

Mo and The Purries said...

Holy carumba! I thought I've seen everything until I saw a Jack Rabbit!

Wowsa.

I guess, if the batteries run out on the Bullet, you could always use the Pilot Rocker for some rockin' good times...

I clicked on The Bullet and was mesmerized by The Double Bullet... my mind just went into convoluted overload....

what a combo of fun parties!

Jules said...

HA I had the same thought as Justin. I say buy them all! You can never have enough toys! ;-)

Nuka said...

Even though the Jack rabbit looks like it would be better the Nubby G is A LOT more consistent if you get my drift. Don't ask me how I know. I just do. ::grin::

Neila said...

Okay, my husband also said he cannot tell the difference in the products by the names. He thinks Hammer Away sounds extremely ex-rated!

Morgen, you and Lee could have some fun with this stuff, too. They have lots of fun stuff for men. I got my husband a Gigi for a gift last year. He loves it! It came in quite handy when I was pregnant and never in the mood!

And csmc, thank you for the tip! I was actually considering the Nubby G!

Neila said...

Did I just type ex-rated? Christ. I meant X-rated.

Ian said...

Woohoo for free sex toys!

Ian

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, I'll have to check out the vibrating tongue. I have friends who have the Jack Rabbit and LOVE it. I'm afraid to get one because I don't need another excuse to not have sex with my hubby.

Nuka said...

Haha to slacker mommy's comment. You are funny! Or maybe that wasn't a joke. No prob on the recommendation Neila - just here to help. :)