Thursday, August 21, 2008

13 Yo Mama Jokes

1. Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

2. Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

3. Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

4. Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

5. Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

6. Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

7. Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

8. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

9. Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!

10. Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

11. Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

12. Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on

13. Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

14 comments:

Noner said...

Heh...classics.

Lisa said...

I love those jokes!

Happy TT!

Lisa said...

I love those jokes!

Happy TT!

Thea said...

LOL! # 3 is flippin' hilarious!

Starrlight said...

LOL! 12 was a good un =)

Crazy Working Mom said...

Hah, you cracked me up with this one, Neila!!! Nice job. Thanks for the laughs.

CrAzY Working Mom

Abner said...

Awesome! very funny jokes.

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Dallas Moody said...

Yo mama's so ugly, people hang pictures of her in their cars so their radios don't get stolen!

Big D's Yo Mama Jokes

x-man said...

yo momma so cross-eyed when she cry tears roll down here back

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