1. Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
2. Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
3. Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
4. Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
5. Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
6. Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
7. Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
8. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
9. Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
10. Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
11. Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
12. Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
13. Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Thursday, August 21, 2008
13 Yo Mama Jokes
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12 comments:
Heh...classics.
I love those jokes!
Happy TT!
I love those jokes!
Happy TT!
LOL! # 3 is flippin' hilarious!
LOL! 12 was a good un =)
Hah, you cracked me up with this one, Neila!!! Nice job. Thanks for the laughs.
CrAzY Working Mom
Awesome! very funny jokes.
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Yo mama's so ugly, people hang pictures of her in their cars so their radios don't get stolen!
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