Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Crazy Sex Lady

Okay, I already had my blog written when I heard the news. Britney and K-Fed are divorcing. She finally woke up and looked to her left in bed and said, “What the f*ck was I thinking?” I will process this information and comment more tomorrow.

Anyway – I’m the crazy sex lady. I’m sure that’s my new nickname at preschool. For the last week, I have been toying with the idea of whether or not to invite some other preschool moms to the Passion Party I’m having on Friday. Last Thursday, I invited one mom whom I really like. Today, I decided to hand out another invitation to one of the preschool teachers.

When I went up to give her an invite, she said, “I heard you were doing this! We were just talking about you earlier. You have a whooooole other side to your personality that I didn’t know about.”

Hmmm . . . Is that good or bad? I’m not quite sure considering I had only told one person about the Passion Parties and the word had already traveled around preschool. I went ahead and handed out invites to a couple of the other moms. What the hell, right? Everyone seemed to know at that point, anyway. I mainly got raised eyebrows and very high-pitched “Ohhhhh”s as responses, along with things like, “I would come, but . . . . my uh . . . husband’s going to be out of town.”

Christ, do these women think I’m going to hand them a mirror and a vibrator when they walk in my front door? Oh well. I always felt like the embarrassed teenage girl before around the preschool moms. Now, I’m just the crazy sex lady. I think that’s a step up.

7 comments:

domestic_slackstress said...

I just can't fit in with the high falutin' moms at my sons private school. I know how you feel all too well. I'm a freak mama who blogs about sex, my kids playing with tampons while I shoo them out of the bathroom and more sex. They just don't understand. I'd go to your Passion Party any day. Those snooty moms need to get the sticks outta' their asses.

Hulai said...

well i think that its great! those ladies need to join that house seller (you know from my blog) in lala land, though Im sure their elections for mayor are over! sex is a natural thing!

SQT said...

I have a friend who is a nurse who is horrified by sex toys. A nurse! She always cracks me up whenever the subject of vibrators comes up. She literally shudders.

But I wonder if it's like anything else and she's just afraid of what people might think. Me? They already know I'm a weirdo.

Sadie said...

Crazy sex lady is cool! Now you're this mysterious, sophisticated woman with secrets...

anne said...

oooohhhh....now you are going to have everyone wondering...

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