1. I’m pregnant!
2. I don’t drink coffee. I always get so much sleep so I don’t need the caffeine.
3. Could you pass the peas?
4. I don’t think they show enough SpongeBob on TV.
5. My children NEVER whine!
6. It’s just too chocolatey.
7. I was so busy today that I forgot to eat.
8. What should I do with all this leftover wine?
9. I have WAAAAY too much time to myself!
10. I have plenty of time to clean my house since my children go to bed so early.
11. Starbucks? Who needs Starbucks?
12. I could watch the Teletubbies for hours!
13. I get so many date nights with my husband!