Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Preschool Whore

No, it’s not one of the girls in Eli’s class . . . this time. You may remember that back in October I thought Eli’s preschool director decided it would be fun to dress as a prostitute. Well, apparently she celebrates Easter this way too.

I walked into preschool last week to drop Eli off, and the first thing I saw was Miss N, the director, standing there in all her glory. I had an urge to whip out my cell phone and take a picture because I thought “no one is ever going to believe this.” And if I could have thought of a good enough excuse to take her picture, I would have done it.

Miss N stood there saying her good mornings to everyone in her tight black pants, and skimpy black tank top, over which she was wearing a long sleeve black shirt . . . (wait for it) . . . made of fishnet! The fishnet part stopped about at her midriff, and long black fringe hung from her midriff down to her knees. And it gets better. Because the fishnet shirt wouldn’t have been complete without the sequins!

I am seriously not making this up!! What was even weirder is no one seemed to give her a second look! Dude! If I had worn that outfit to junior high, I would have been sent home to change! Apparently, the parents are all used to seeing Miss N dress like a tart.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not critiquing the woman’s fashion sense. I was wearing blue sweats and Birkenstocks, so I have no right. All I’m saying is that I see way too many girls these days dressed like whores as it is. Do four-year-olds really need how-to lessons from their preschool director?

When Eric got home, I couldn’t wait to share. I said, “Guess what Miss N was wearing today?”

His response? “Oh it couldn’t have been that bad. What was she? Wearing fishnet?”

HA!

7 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

See? This is what I'm talking about. People "in charge" of children having no sense of decorum, not thinking about how their actions and words affect the minds of children. Sheesh.

MY BIL's wife came to an aunt's funeral dressed in a black micro-mini dress accented by fishnet, four-inch heels, and a rhinestone anklet. Very appropriate, don't you think.

Yeah. Right.

Maybe after school your director had to go to her night job - hostess at a strip club.

Sadie said...

Bwahahahaha.


Interesting. Is she single? Looking to pick up a father (or mother) of a student or something?

Wow.

ian said...

Shame on you, Neila!!

You should have taken her picture anyway. Then we could have seen it.

Ian

Crazy Working Mom said...

Yeah, I'm screamin' you should've said you needed to get a good picture of the fishnet 'cause you wanted to see if you could find the same thing in red. :)

Heh heh heh

Sunrunner said...

OMG!!! My oldest son's teacher was wearing a little jacket/shawl/what-the-hell-are-they-called thing almost like that today. But it wasn't fishnet, it did have sequins though.

Lene said...

Yikes! Surely she know she is dressed inappropriately...maybe so...maybe not. I think you should snap a pic of her! ;)

Rachie-Babe said...

Oh my gosh. How completely inappropriate. Wow. . . . .