Friday Funny

I went in today for my routine rheumatology appointment, and I decided that my doctor is just way too comfortable with me. He comes running in the exam room and says, “I have a great joke for you, and I know you’re someone who can appreciate it.” (translation – I have a dirty mind.) Dude, is it bad when even your doctor knows that?

Anyway, here is the joke:

“What did the egg say to the boiling water?”

“It might take me awhile to get hard because I just got laid last night.”

Okay, it made me laugh. But it might have been so funny because it was so unexpected. Anyway, I hope it gave you a giggle. Maybe next time you go to the doctor, he will tell you a dirty joke, too.