Thursday, March 27, 2008

13 Google Searches That Have Hit My Blog This Week

I am constantly amazed at the searches people use to end up finding my blog. I’m curious how many readers I’ve gained just from people searching for weird mommy sex sites!

1. “mommy’s got boobs” – Do I really talk about my boobs that much?

2. “caffeine patch” – Dude! I so wish I had one of these!

3. “annoying baby toys” – I could write a book on this subject.

4. “puts everything in mouth” – Hello! Meet my daughter Georgia.

5. “freeze song at Gymboree” – One of Eli’s favorite songs!

6. “mommy a whore” – So I like to use the word 'whore' as a term of affection. Sue me. Somehow I don’t think this person found what they were looking for.

7. “crunchy munchy honey cakes recipe” – Gotta love the Wiggles!!

8. “does greenworks work” – Yes it does! Love that damn stuff!

9. “yo gabba gabba drugs” – Bwahahahaha!! I’m glad it’s not just me!

10. “two and a half year old won’t nap” – Good luck, sister! I feel ya!

11. “pictures of marmosets” – I'll bet they didn't mean those as seen on Diego.

12. “incredibly hot wife” – You know it, baby!

13. “mommy suck” – Dude, seriously. Come on!


SandyCarlson said...

May we never be judged by the waves on which others surf to our blogs!

Adelle said...

I'll have to check this out lol Happy T13!

Desert Songbird said...

Bwahahahahaha! That's friggin' HILARIOUS!!!!! You get all the fantastic hits, don't you?

Nicholas said...

Some very odd searches there!

Mo said...

Mommy suck, you are one incredibly hot wife (mommy whore) who puts everything in mouth.
Yo gabba gabba drugs!

Why do people search for this stuff, anyway?????

Angie said...

Oh man -- I just love reading keyword searches. Sometimes they are so crazy!

Lara Angelina said...

I'm going to have to check that out-- I didn't even know I could find that out!! Maybe I'd end up being afraid -- TMI perhaps?!! I can only imagine how people would end up at my blog!
Great post and happy TT!

marcia said...

I know those are a never ending supply of amusement

Lori said...

That is too funny. I wish I knew how to do that so I could check out my feedback and what draws them in. Very cool stuff. Happy TT:)

Deb - Mom of 3 Girls said...

LOL - I love lists of search terms and these are pretty darn good ones too! :)

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Not playing this week, but wanted to comment. #1 made me spew coffee all over the place. Well, you have talked about Georgia pulling your shirt down in stores and stuff. Bwahahahahaha. Great list and thanks for the laughs. Have a great day. :)

SmartyPantsMama - Caroline said...

Too funny with some of those searches! I wonder how surprised they were when they got to your site!
Great posting! I'll return!