Monday, March 05, 2007

Wild Manic Monday – Blow!

Come on, I’m the Passion Party lady!! Or as the people at Caribou Coffee call me – the Sex Toy Lady. They always ask for your name when you order so they can print it on your receipt. My receipts seriously say Sex Toy Lady. I’d like to see them explain that when they’re audited.

Anyway, when you’re in my profession, you really have to be an expert in exactly what makes people blow. After a few months of pimping adult toys and sensual products, these are my two top recommendations.

For the ladies:


The Mini Tongue. It may look creepy, but it is in-freaking-credible. Seriously. You. Have. No. Idea.

For the gentlemen:

Gigi. Available in regular and glow in the dark. Let me tell you, if I had a penis for 24 hours, I would want to spend 23 of them with Gigi.

For many more products that will make you blow your top (in a good way), visit my Passion Party Web site.

13 comments:

Donna. W said...

Ahem. Are the prices listed at your passion party website?

Travis Cody said...

What a fun job you have!!

Desert Songbird said...

O-kaaaaaaay then....

Gattina said...

Do you only have these colors ?? I don't like them. I would prefer with little pink flowers or spots. No, definitively I would choose other toys.

Unknown said...

That's a lot of diversity using blow. Quite frankly, I think that you have one of the best jobs in the world - who doesn't love it when the sex toy lady comes to town.

Lisa Ryan said...

oooooooooooooooh LA LA.

Jules said...

That was hilarious.

Mo and The Purries said...

I can vouch for the Gigi.
BEST. Birthday. Gift.
EVER.

Barb said...

Well, I quickly scrolled past the tornado part lol. Those two on the bottom look very nice :)

Everyone thought I was going to be bad, but I wasn't :)

Unknown said...

Our Saturday afternoons in Kansas were ususally on the roof of our trailer with a lawn chair and a 6 pack watchin the twisters roll by. 8 years ago we moved to Atlanta and aint seen one since. Now I blog instead.

Later Y'all.

Angie said...

Oh...my...goodness!

A friend of mine had a passion party last year. I told her that there was no way in hell I'd be going because I couldn't look at the book without turning red!

Your blog always brings a smile to my face...and quite a few laugh out louds!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Great tornado post...I was more inclined to read the bottom, though. I love fun parties. I haven't been to one in a while. Wish you were closer to host one for me! :)
Hubby had a Gigi, but it melted in the drawer...something laid against it. He loved 'er!
My favorite is a double bullet and the infamous RABBIT! :p

Great Monday postS!

Mo and The Purries said...

Melted in the drawer?!?!?!?!
Crazy working mom is gonna give me nightmares about my new best friend!!!

Melted!

Poor Gigi!!!

:)