Sunday, March 04, 2007

Ouch! #2

Welcome to edition #2 of "Things that hurt like a Mo Fo when you step on them in the middle of the night."

This week's winner is:



Those f*cking drum sticks are pokey!

The thing that gets me is that I actually make a point of picking things up before I go to bed so I won't kill myself in the middle of the night.

Apparently, there are gnomes that live in my closet, and while I sleep, they come out and scatter shit around my bed. It's the only thing I can think of.

Either that or the children are trying to kill me.

7 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

It's the Goonies, I tell ya. Those suckers are mean little sh*ts...

Peanut said...

no, it's your kids. not to seem cruel, but it's kinda fun to hear your parents yelp in the middle of the night.... lol

ian said...

I have a bad tendency to throw away stuff like that when I find it. Most times my kids never miss it.

Ian

Travis said...

It's actually the Gremlins that work for your kids.

Janna said...

Wow, OUCH is right!
(Sorry about the kids trying to kill you....)

Crazy Working Mom said...

Yup...I know the feeling. Stepped on a plastic STAR shaped ring last night. CRAP, that hurt!

Sunrunner said...

No, it's fairies that come out to play in the middle of the night. Gnomes screw up your yard and garden!!! ;-)