Thursday, June 28, 2007

13 Kathy Griffin Quotes


Something you may not know about me is that I am a HUGE Kathy Griffin fan. I think she is freaking hysterical, and she makes me laugh so hard that I am in tears. She has a reality show on Bravo called My Life on the D-List, and if you are not watching it, you should be!

I just found out today that Kathy is coming to my area in October, and I am so excited that I could pee my pants. I love her!! So, please enjoy 13 random quotes by the hilariously funny Kathy Griffin.


1. (About the Oprah Winfrey Show) “I love the show and I watch it every day, but I can’t help but make fun of her because . . . she thinks she’s Jesus.”

2. (About Clay Aiken) “Even the guys on Queer Eye are like, “that fag?”

3. “I saw Tommy Lee at an awards show, and I got crabs just from looking at him!”

4. “Here’s the deal – my boobs are real, and sometimes they bounce off my knees, and sometimes we play hacky-sack.”

5. “There’s one thing that’s really great about waking up early, and it’s not jogging or greeting the day – it’s just that that’s when they make doughnuts.”

6. “I want my own billboard. I think it should be a very beautiful, extremely airbrushed photo of me, and the quote should be “Suck It!” because that’s my inner thought bubble.”

7. “Donna Summer told me the Lord should wash my mouth out with soap.” (pause) “Donna Summer – who sang ‘Bad Girls’.”

8. (About Renne Zellweger) “I may have said in an interview in People magazine that I thought Renee Zellweger was so thin that she looked like the lost Olsen triplet. And I may have said that she hasn’t eaten since Chicago. . . . You know what I said in my DVD? I said she looked like a sweaty puffy coke whore.”

9. “Children are like aliens – they might as well have antennas.”

10. (About her DVD Allegedly) “I called it that because I love the name. And because I had to. For legal reasons.”

11. “If I didn’t have Cynthia to do my make-up, I would look like one of the Children of the Corn.”

12. “The day that Oprah opens a tabloid and she’s not in it is the day that everyone around her gets fired.”

13. (after seeing her dogs fight) “That is not unlike the struggle within me between good and evil that goes on all day.”

Since my TT can’t deliver Kathy’s comic timing, I found a great 2-minute YouTube clip for you to enjoy from Kathy’s most recent special, “Everybody Can Suck It.”




22 comments:

Gattina said...

I don't know the lady but what she said is funny !

tommiea said...

I just blogged about her...I have her on my DVR and watched her tonight....the sad one where her dad dies!

'B' said...

Before I say anything else, SNAP for the template!!!
Can't say that I know Kathy Griffin, but some of the shows are familiar...
Our list is up if you want to stop by...
Cheers
Bernie

Qtpies7 said...

She is a funny gal. Have fun seeing her in person!

Annie said...

Hehehe quite a few of those had me snickering. Make sure you blog about seeing her in person.
My very first TT is up today. It's like having a baby... only not so much with the nappies. :)

Cheers from Blue Monkey Jammies

ancsweetnsassygal said...

I love #5..and doughnuts! lol Very funny TT. Happy Thursday!

Kai said...

Yay! Another fan! I think she's hilarious - I love her 'in your face style'! hehe

Lisa said...

Great video clip- I just wish she'd leave her hair alone.

Happy Thursday.

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

I adore KG. She's on my list of fearless women to emulate.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Yup, you're right! She IS hillarious. I do love me some Kathy Griffin. :)
Great TT post. Thanks for the laughs this mornin' girlfriend!

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

I JUST left comments on her blog yesterday! I think she is absolutely hilarious and would go see her if she comes to my area too...I watch her show every time it's on and even watch the repeats and still get laughs! She's awesome!

Wylie Kinson said...

She is hilarious. I just saw her show on Comedy Central where she goes on about Celine Dion. Pee your pants funny.

Toni said...

I love her show! I just have to make sure my 5 yo isn't around! Don't need him walking around acting like a mini Kathy! Fabulous list! Loved it!

Air Force Wife

Lori said...

#3 was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny....happy TT.

Morgen said...

Neila, sometimes I think you channel your inner gay man - Kathy Griffin ROCKS!
Thanks for sharing the clip. Anything that rips on that nutjob Coulter is A#1 in my book!

Darla said...

I'd never heard of Kathy Griffin before now--boy, am I glad I stopped by today! Thanks! :)

FRIGGA said...

I've always thought she was pretty funny, but those are great quotes!

Happy TT13 - here via Sparky Duck :)

The Gal Herself said...

This was delightful! Who knew that the Girl at the Other Desk on Suddenly Susan was so funny? Thanks for sharing this! (And thanks to Mr. Duck for sending me here.)

Veronica Arch said...

I love Kathy! Have you been watching My Life on the D-List? It's such a great show.

Happy TT!!

Travis said...

I like Kathy Griffin. She's funny!

Sparky Duck said...

The Renee quote is Clahsic

Irene said...

I am a Kathy fan, too! You just made my weekend a happier one! Haha! ;p