1. It’s too cold to run around naked.
2. Who threw Cheetos in the bathtub?
3. We don’t eat chalk!
4. Stop chewing on your shirt!
5. The cats are going to throw up on you if you keep spinning them around like that.
6. Quit smacking yourself in the head.
7. No, ice cream is not a breakfast food.
8. Scary monsters do not live in the basement.
9. Stop trying to see if you’re strong enough to tip over the coffee table.
10. Just because mommy says “pissed off” doesn’t mean you should say it.
11. Oatmeal is not a finger food!
12. If you drop that cash register on your sister’s head, I will ground you forever.
13. We don't use the pots and pans as cymbals.