Thursday, January 24, 2008

13 Things I've Said To My Kids This Week


1. It’s too cold to run around naked.

2. Who threw Cheetos in the bathtub?

3. We don’t eat chalk!

4. Stop chewing on your shirt!

5. The cats are going to throw up on you if you keep spinning them around like that.

6. Quit smacking yourself in the head.

7. No, ice cream is not a breakfast food.

8. Scary monsters do not live in the basement.

9. Stop trying to see if you’re strong enough to tip over the coffee table.

10. Just because mommy says “pissed off” doesn’t mean you should say it.

11. Oatmeal is not a finger food!

12. If you drop that cash register on your sister’s head, I will ground you forever.

13. We don't use the pots and pans as cymbals.

20 comments:

Shesawriter said...

OMG! I had to say number 10 to my son on more than one occassion. LOL

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Nicholas said...

Are you absolutely sure about #8?

Elizabeth...mommy...etc said...

I said #4 today to my 9 mo old! hehehe *elizabeth

Elizabeth...mommy...etc said...

I said #4 today to my 9 mo old! hehehe *elizabeth

LibAnn said...

I love it! I might have to borrow your idea for a TT of my own at some point.

Happy TT All!

Lib

Desert Songbird said...

Oh, no, I beg to differ with you, Neila. Ice cream is SO a breakfast food. It's like yogurt - a dairy product.

Daniella said...

oh my gosh your whole site is too cute. Love the '# people think i rock'

Great list. I say #1 to my son all the time! But #5 goes to my boyfriend hands down. lol.

Have a great weekend! Happy TT.

Zenmomma said...

No pots and pans as cymbals!? How do you make the indoor marching band?

Nadiah Alwi said...

That's why I never have stock of ice cream...we buy and finish it right away :D

Tee said...

LOL at #1 and #2. As for #10, I often tell my daughter "Do as I say and not as I do!" Great list!

Laura said...

Sounds like a day in my house!! Happy T-13!

Kristi said...

I think I've said variations of each of these this week as well. Instead of Cheetos in the bathtub it was popcorn on the couch.

Morgan Leigh said...

::snort:: LOL! Those are great. :)

Head Gaggler said...

Bwahahaha- Cheetos in the bathtub, smacking yourself in the head! Too funny. Yeah its amazing what comes out of your mouth when you are a mom.

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

HAHA, such a great list, I've said many of these, especially #10 and variations of that one!!

Mo said...

grounded forever
somehow I can just hear you saying that!

Kelly Klein said...

Love your list! I've said some of those and plenty of other things I never thought I would say to my own three kids!! First time visiting your site. It's great! Feel free to stop by mine as well. I just discovered TT last week. :)

Thea said...

Oh yes...I'm loving this list. Forget about "out of the mouths of babe"...Out of the Mouth of Moms is much more interesting.

mom huebert said...

Sounds like a wild ride at your house!

Julie said...

Oh my! This list just makes me tired!