Monday, December 03, 2007

Manic Monday Ship


This week’s Manic Monday word is Ship. When I told my husband this week’s theme, he immediately started reminiscing about a cruise we took in ’99. “Don’t you think it’s time we went on another cruise,” he asked, while looking outside where it is 30 degrees and windy, “to a beach . . .”

Okay, that actually does sound very appealing. But the idea of taking Georgia on a cruise? I’ll bet she could scream loud enough that the whole ship could hear her. Hmmm . . . maybe we’ll shelve that vacation idea for a couple more years.

I’ve actually been thinking about when my Christmas orders are going to ship. As I mentioned last week, I have ordered so many of my Christmas presents online. I was so proud of myself this year. I actually placed all of my orders before December so they would be here in plenty of time.

Today, I got an email on one of my orders. One of the items I got for Eric is on backorder. My response was a muttered #*@$! All it said was that my item would ship as soon as possible. Dude! This means I’m going to have to actually go to a store. This sucks. Maybe I can get my husband to accept sexual favors for Christmas instead.

Oh, speaking of sex, be sure and come back tomorrow because I'm going to write about the conversation I had with my 5-year-old son this weekend when he asked where babies came from. I would have posted that today, but I couldn't figure out how to work the word "ship" in there.

But along the lines of sexual favors and making babies, don’t forget to order your Passion Party essentials for the holidays. Passion Party items make great Christmas gifts. You have to check out my Holiday Specials. Right now, I’m offering the Pure Passion Duo - Pure Instinct Sexual Attractant Cologne absolutely free to anyone who orders Pure Satisfaction Unisex Enhancement Gel – that’s a $21 value! We also now have a stripper’s pole – My Sexy Little Pole, along with some other great specials. Be sure to order early, so I have plenty of time to ship your sensual items for the holidays. Ho Ho Ho!


17 comments:

Dont make me get out my flying Monkeys! said...

Yeah I am first to post!!!!!!!!!

Oh cruises are great! I leave saturday dec 8! No kids, no hubby, just me and bff!

Crazy Working Mom said...

A stripper pole, 'eh?!

Hmmm...that makes me LOL to think of myself on a stripper pole, although I hear they are great exercise. :)

Lois Grebowski said...

A stripper pole? That makes me crack up. I'm about as sexy for one of those as a kangaroo...LOL!

Don't you hate it when stuff is on backorder? Who knows...maybe it will come in early...ya think?

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I hope you get all your shipments well before Christmas. Have a great MM. :)

tegdirb92 said...

I think it's time for a cruise!! I'm coming back to read your story--you have me intrigued now.

Jamie said...

Many ships provide babysitting services, though a second honeymoon sans child would probably be a bit more fun.

Now about the passion products. Do you arrange for delivery service by a good looking UPS man?

Villager said...

Great MM Post! Good luck with your online shopping endeavors...

My MM post this week involves cruising on the high seas.

peace, Villager

Desert Songbird said...

Are you calling me a ho?

Mommy the Maid said...

Bummer about the gift being back ordered. I hate that.

I will be back tomorrow for sure :D

Gattina said...

I don't have to ship anything at Christmas but I would love to do a Cruise again, lol !

Shelia said...

Very creative post! Happy MM!

Ian Thomas Healy said...

Pimp your stuff, Neila. I did. :)

Happy MM!

Ian

Mo said...

A stripper pole!
LOL

Um, perhaps Eric was thinking a nice cruise - just the TWO of you?
Drop the kids at the grandparents and enjoy a nice little getaway!!!

Stripper pole... (giggles)

the teach said...

Neila, I'm with you about shopping online. And yes, let's keep our fingers crossed that everything ships on time. :)

Thanks for visiting me!

Marilyn said...

I can just imagine trying to come up with a viable story to explain the stripper pole to the kiddo...

Travis said...

Cruises, sexual favors, and sex talks with the 5 year old.

Hehehehehehehe

What a Manic Monday!

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