Thursday, December 27, 2007

13 Other Uses For A Cock Cozy

I posted the other day how my husband received a “warmer” as a Christmas gift from my dad. My readers told me it was called a cock cozy. Well, my son has asked so many times what it is, we had to come up with some other answers. I was having brain freeze, but I brainstormed with Morgen from It's A Blog Eat Blog World, and he is an expert on alternate uses for a cock cozy. Imagine that!


1. Dildo dust cover

2. Cell phone holster

3. House elf hat

4. Water bottle sock

5. Lube bottle hider

6. Stocking for a one-legged cat

7. Zucchini cover

8. Parsnip protector

9. Carrot carrier

10. Vase for plastic canvas flowers from Blind Aunt Millie

11. Fireplace match holder

12. Bathroom air freshener cozy

13. Mitten for fingerless Uncle Phil

19 comments:

Moondancer said...

Good call, Mom. Great alternative answers.

(by the way I have an 8 year old son and a four year old daughter whose 'tudes look strangly familar to those in the actoon of yours above)

Happy TT

http://moondancerdrake.livejournal.com

jenn said...

That is just too funny!

Nicholas said...

Some very clever alternative identities for it!

Lois Grebowski said...

pan handle cover...wine bottle cozy...ccokie dough muffler

Zenmomma said...

Thanks for getting me giggling!

Donna said...

Years ago (1964 maybe) when I was working at my first full-time job, the company nurse sold dozens of those things at Christmas-time. Only, hers had a little more too them... the ones she made protected ALL the family jewels.

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

Hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toni said...

pen holder? nuninu.
*L*
very interesting TT here! :D

Julia said...

teheeehhhehehee, although I don't know if it's better to tell your children that it is a dildo dust cover ;)

Happy TT!
Greets Julia

kellyo75 said...

Hilarious!! I like the dildo cover, but I guess you still can't tell that to your kids.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Heh heh heh...great list. Hope you all had a great holiday.

Tisha @ CrAzY Working Mom

the teach said...

Oh com'on is there really such a thing!! Ha! Happy New Year!

Sassy Lucy said...

House elf hat ranks as my favorite alternative choice....
Great list.

Natalie said...

Oh my gosh! That's hilarious!

My Thursday Thirteen is up too! :)

*Rae* said...

lol tell them its a pen & pencil case way to come up with some good things to tell them lol hope you had a good holiday

Michelle O. said...

That was so funny!

Thea said...

Oh. My. God. LMAO!!

Reiza said...

This is one of the best TT I have ever read. LOL.

Julie said...

Bwahahhaaha!