2. I heard that David Beckham bought all five of them $100,000 diamond bracelets for the opening night of the Spice Girls tour.
3. Who wouldn’t want to be best friends with Scary Spice?
4. I could watch Spice World without trying to hide it.
5. I would learn some kick-ass dance moves.
6. I could get paid a ridiculous amount of money to dress like this.
7. They’re mega-rich.
8. Instead of “stay-at-home mom,” I could describe myself as a “kitschy cool pop idol.”
9. I could have my own “May-jah” catch word!
10. They’re all super skinny. (Seriously, Victoria Beckham could make an anorexic woman look like a heffer.)
11. A brand new Cavalli wardrobe that I wouldn’t have to pay for.
12. I would have occasion to see David Beckham’s rocking hot body on a regular basis.
13. I could come up with a fun nickname, like Mommy Spice . . . or Gravy Spice!