Thursday, December 06, 2007

13 Reasons I Wish I Were A Spice Girl



1. I love to sing the Zig-ah Zig-ah song!

2. I heard that David Beckham bought all five of them $100,000 diamond bracelets for the opening night of the Spice Girls tour.

3. Who wouldn’t want to be best friends with Scary Spice?

4. I could watch Spice World without trying to hide it.

5. I would learn some kick-ass dance moves.

6. I could get paid a ridiculous amount of money to dress like this.

7. They’re mega-rich.

8. Instead of “stay-at-home mom,” I could describe myself as a “kitschy cool pop idol.”

9. I could have my own “May-jah” catch word!

10. They’re all super skinny. (Seriously, Victoria Beckham could make an anorexic woman look like a heffer.)

11. A brand new Cavalli wardrobe that I wouldn’t have to pay for.

12. I would have occasion to see David Beckham’s rocking hot body on a regular basis.

13. I could come up with a fun nickname, like Mommy Spice . . . or Gravy Spice!

18 comments:

Crazy Working Mom said...

heh heh heh...gravy spice! Girl, you crack me up.

Good God, that Beckham guy is SO HOT!!!

The spice girls are pretty darn cool.

Tisha @ Crazy Working Mom

damozel said...

I'd like to be Cranberry Spice. I do NOT understand the Beckham-love I see everywhere. His voice alone precludes any sex appeal for me. Cute post....

Roth's Rudiments said...

Awesome post! I would like to be party spice! :-)

candyQ said...

I never was a Spice Girls fan but I love singing the "zig-ah zig-ah" song, too (If You Wanna Be My Lover according to my little sis, lol!) on karaoke. David Beckham's hot... as long as he doesn't speak!

Nicholas said...

Each to his/her own. They revolt me. Isn't there something inherently obscene in spending half a million dollars (if the story is true) on useless lumps of rock when people are dying of starvation?

Zenmomma said...

I could be Sarcastic Spice I suppose. Fun post even if I don't like the girls very much.

Dallas Meow said...

gravy spice

hilarious

Secret Agent Mama said...

I'd be Secret Spice!! LOL

LOVE ME SOME SPICE GIRLS!!

Mine's Up Here!

Gattina said...

You know if you have the "rocking" Bekham every day around you then it becomes boring too, lol, but everybody should have its dreams !

Sandee said...

You rock Gravy Spice. Bwahahahah. Have a great TT. :)

Anonymous said...

Not sure what mine would be, my spice girl name...I think my name for me would be Lumpy Spice or Stretch Mark Spice!!

I loved your list!!

Mo and The Purries said...

I think you could be Pumpkin Spice.
Or maybe Latte Spice!

I'd be Allspice!

:)

And I think I must be the last person on the planet who doesn't "get" the appeal of David Beckham...

Deb said...

LOL, very cute! I don't get the appeal of David Beckham either, but to each her own! :)

Aline de Chevigny said...

LMAO poperatzi isn't so appealing. But then again I'd love to see then in this freezing cold climate hehe

Aline

Natalie said...

That's funny! #13 is my favorite!

My Thursday Thirteen is up too! :)

Thea @ It's Me Vs. Me said...

LOL! Gravy Spice...that's hilarious!

I think I'd be Lazy Spice

Country Dawn said...

Love that song! :)

Courtney said...

What a great list. Very original!