Thursday, May 31, 2007

13 Bob The Builder Videos That Sound Like Porn Flicks


As we were at the library today, and my son was choosing his two DVDs for the week, I couldn’t help but notice how many of the Bob the Builder videos just sound incredibly raunchy. Maybe I just have an extremely dirty mind, but there I was erupting into a hysterical inappropriate laughing fit right there in the children’s section of the library.

But, come on! You tell me! These are actual titles of Bob the Builder videos or individual episodes. I am not making any of them up! In fact, I had so much trouble narrowing my list to 13 that you get some alternates, too!

1. Mr. Bentley’s Trains

2. Bob’s Barnraising

3. Spud, the Super-Wrench

4. One Shot Wendy

5. Lofty and the Giant Carrot

6. Mr. Beasley’s New Friends

7. Tool Power!

8. Lofty’s Long Load

9. Wendy’s Big Night Out

10. Mr. Beasley’s Noisy Pipes

11. Lofty’s Jungle Fun

12. Travis Gets Lucky

13. A Surprise For Wendy

Runners up
Speedy Skip
Built To Be Wild
Bob’s X-Treme Adventures
Mr. Ellis’ Exhibition




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19 comments:

tommiea said...

neither one of mine ever got into Bob.....
Now Dora and Backyardigans, got cha covered!

Tricia said...

Wow. That is so funny. There are definitely erotic undertones. Very amusing, I won't ever watch PBS in quite the same way!

Desert Songbird said...

When my son was into Bob the Builder many years ago, I never considered this. Now, however, my first thought is this...

"Get your mind outta the gutter, Dildo Lady!"

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kate Davies said...

OMG, I'm dyin' here -- it's a good thing my youngest isn't a Bob fanatic. Though I'll be looking at other kid show titles a little more carefully from now on...

SQT said...

This is friggin' hilarious.

Sunrunner said...

Hilarious! My kids dodn't really get into Bob either, but it makes me start thinking about all the Thomas videos we have...

Lindystar said...

How dirty and wonderful. You crack me up.

Madame Rubies said...

*snicker* How scary is that!

Maggie said...

NEW FRANKEN, Wis.- A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."

thought of you when I read that. LOL Sorry Had to post it for you

Morgen said...

Lofty's Long Load made me LOL
esp coming right after Tool Power!

Yep, I could easily see any of these with XXX stamped on the front!

Stephanie said...

I HATE Bob the Builder!! I'm glad my son is too old to watch it and my daughters don't like it!! Of course, I'm still stuck with Dora and Diego!

FUNNY list!

Raggedy said...

I had my time with Bob too.. then we moved on to Wonder pets and Dora and Diego here...
I can feel your pain....
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Mercy's Maid said...

Hilarious and creative topic. I had to read them aloud to my boyfriend. He got a good laugh out of them.

Travis said...

Uhm...#12 was my weekend...

Oh...sorry!! TMI!!

Heheheheheheheh

Lisa said...

Unique list! I like it. And I agree.

Sanni said...

Muahahaaaa! Lofty’s Long Load - excuse me while I burst =)))

Crazy Working Mom said...

Crap...now I have a dirty mind. *LOL*

Great TT list.

Justin said...

I definitely misread one of them as "Spud the Super Wench"

jockben said...

I can feel your pain....
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