I posted the other day how my husband received a “warmer” as a Christmas gift from my dad. My readers told me it was called a cock cozy. Well, my son has asked so many times what it is, we had to come up with some other answers. I was having brain freeze, but I brainstormed with Morgen from It's A Blog Eat Blog World, and he is an expert on alternate uses for a cock cozy. Imagine that!
1. Dildo dust cover
2. Cell phone holster
3. House elf hat
4. Water bottle sock
5. Lube bottle hider
6. Stocking for a one-legged cat
7. Zucchini cover
8. Parsnip protector
9. Carrot carrier
10. Vase for plastic canvas flowers from Blind Aunt Millie
11. Fireplace match holder
12. Bathroom air freshener cozy
13. Mitten for fingerless Uncle Phil
19 comments:
Good call, Mom. Great alternative answers.
(by the way I have an 8 year old son and a four year old daughter whose 'tudes look strangly familar to those in the actoon of yours above)
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That is just too funny!
Some very clever alternative identities for it!
pan handle cover...wine bottle cozy...ccokie dough muffler
Thanks for getting me giggling!
Years ago (1964 maybe) when I was working at my first full-time job, the company nurse sold dozens of those things at Christmas-time. Only, hers had a little more too them... the ones she made protected ALL the family jewels.
Hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pen holder? nuninu.
*L*
very interesting TT here! :D
teheeehhhehehee, although I don't know if it's better to tell your children that it is a dildo dust cover ;)
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Greets Julia
Hilarious!! I like the dildo cover, but I guess you still can't tell that to your kids.
Heh heh heh...great list. Hope you all had a great holiday.
Tisha @ CrAzY Working Mom
Oh com'on is there really such a thing!! Ha! Happy New Year!
House elf hat ranks as my favorite alternative choice....
Great list.
Oh my gosh! That's hilarious!
My Thursday Thirteen is up too! :)
lol tell them its a pen & pencil case way to come up with some good things to tell them lol hope you had a good holiday
That was so funny!
Oh. My. God. LMAO!!
This is one of the best TT I have ever read. LOL.
Bwahahhaaha!
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