As I’ve mentioned previously, The Ref is one of my favorite holiday movies! If you like a good, dark-humored, snarky movie, you will love this one! It is hilarious! Here’s a brief synopsis:
Denis Leary plays Gus, a cat burglar, who takes an irritating Connecticut couple, Lloyd and Caroline (Kevin Spacey, Judy Davis), hostage. He soon finds that he took more than he bargained for when the couple's family steps into the picture. Before long they're driving him nuts with their petty bickering and family problems.
Here are 13 great quotes!
1. Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
Denis Leary plays Gus, a cat burglar, who takes an irritating Connecticut couple, Lloyd and Caroline (Kevin Spacey, Judy Davis), hostage. He soon finds that he took more than he bargained for when the couple's family steps into the picture. Before long they're driving him nuts with their petty bickering and family problems.
Here are 13 great quotes!
1. Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
Lloyd: Luck?
2. Lloyd: You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athelete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
3. Gus: Do you know what this family needs? A mute!
4. Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
5. Gus: What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding.
6. Gus: Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.
7. Lloyd: Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear.
8. Lloyd: I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!
9. Lloyd: What's your name? Gus: Fuck you, that's my name.
10. Lloyd: [to the therapist referring to their son] In the ninth grade we said he could get a part time job. Are you ready for what he did? He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number!
Caroline: And I still say getting laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!
11. George: Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!
12. Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
11. George: Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!
12. Boy: Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?
13. Lloyd: So, do you think we should go untie everybody?
13. Lloyd: So, do you think we should go untie everybody?
Caroline: No. I think we should unwrap them in the morning. It'll be more festive.
18 comments:
I've never heard of this film, but it is going on my Netflix list tonight!
Thanks for the preview! I'll have to give it a try.
I'm going to have to put that in my Netflix queue.
I've never seen it - but then I'm so behind in my movies it is pathetic!
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I love this movie! It always makes me laugh til I cry. Great Choice!
I loved this film! Definitely Dennis Leary's best!
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I'll have to watch this again!
OMG I love The Ref! TOO funny for words!
That is funny! I don't think I've ever seen this movie. Hopefully someone will have it on TV.
Very funny, lol ! Especially the thing with the mother who sacrifies herself for the children, I have to keep that in mind, next time I hear a woman saying that !
Good synopsis of how that movie goes!
You know so many people keep mentioning this movie I think I need to rent it. Great quotes makes me even more interested.
Nice T13, my first visit to your blog, but not to be my last.
My T13 is up if you would care to visit.
I think I need to rent that this weekend!
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Oh my goodness. I have totally forgotten about this movie! I have not seen it in years. Thanks for bringing it up, i am going to go rent it.i do not know why i do not have it in my collection.
I've not seen this one, but it looks like I'd one I'd enjoy. ;)
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thankyou
thankyou
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for this recommendation!
I love love loved it!
While the 3 leads were great, I also loved the cameo by Christine "Slipper Socks, Medium" Baranski!!!!
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mo
One of my favorite movies. I have watched it at least 3 or 4 times!
Thank you for sharing such an amazing collection of hilarious quotes.
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