1. Movie Critic – I’m opinionated and I like to see movies for free. I think that makes me qualified!
2. Nail Polish Namer – I have nail polish named “Espresso Yourself” and “3 Plums I Win.” Wouldn’t it be fun to come up with those names?
3. Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Tester – I would also accept a position with Haagen Dazs.
4. Neilson Family – Do these people get paid? If so, count me in!
5. Chocolate Tester – Preferably Ghirardelli, but I’m open.
6. Hit Woman – Only if I could limit it to the bastards who cut me off in traffic.
7. Vanna White – Remember when she actually had to work by turning the letters? Apparently, that was too strenuous because now she just has to touch the letters for them to light up. Dude! I want that job!
8. American Idol Judge – Maybe I can take Paula’s place. She looks like she’s on the edge of a severe mental breakdown.
9. Entertainment Blogger – Okay, I have actually applied for these jobs. I think my problem is that I should have started doing this 6 or 7 years ago. How much money do you think Perez Hilton makes?
10. Cruise Director – The Looooove Boat! Soon you’ll be making another run. The Love Boat! Promises something for everyone . . .
11. Princess/Heiress – Better than a movie star – you’re rich and famous, and you can do absolutely nothing!
12. Greeting Card Writer – I actually applied for this job with Hallmark years ago, but I didn’t get it. I think I was a little too edgy for them.
13. Back-Up Singer - I can du-wop with the best of them! And who doesn't remember the episode of Happy Days where Joanie almost left home to join a band!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
13 Jobs I Would Like To Have
Posted by Neila at 12:48 AM
Labels: Thursday 13, Thursday Thirteen
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17 comments:
those are some great sounding jobs. I've wanted to be a restaurant critic...
Love your jobs list. Thanks for the grins.
You are already our Movie Critic for The Mo Show. Great show tonight too. I love all your jobs here. Go for it. Have a great TT. :)
3 and 5...I am up for it!
that was a fun tt!!! hilarious! i wouldn't mind some of those jobs...ice cream test in particular...
loved this!!
You go, girl!! Chocolate tester and movie critic -- together!!
Hilarious TT!
Ice cream taste tester for Ben & Jerry...I'm there!!!!
Chocolate taste tester, where do I sign up?
Great list. Happy TT.
I'd love to be a movie critic too.
I think you'll find that chocolate testers get fed up with chocolate very quickly!
I'm with you on #5 & 8 :D
I'm with you on #2, 3, and #5
Oh! I want some of those jobs too! Especially the movie critic one!
It's a toss up between movie critic or chocolate taster... hum... which would i go with??? for me it would be a book reviewer good list!
Have a great week!
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Oh I like some of those - where do I sign up for the chocolate taster one? LOL Great list! :)
Seriously, any time I can get paid for doing as little as humanly possible, I'm all for it!
Yea I would take those jobs over mine any day!
Oh you have some GREAT idea there!
I'd LOVE to be a movie critic or a restaurant critic!
And edgy cards are IN now!
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