Ouch! #2

Welcome to edition #2 of "Things that hurt like a Mo Fo when you step on them in the middle of the night."

This week's winner is:



Those f*cking drum sticks are pokey!

The thing that gets me is that I actually make a point of picking things up before I go to bed so I won't kill myself in the middle of the night.

Apparently, there are gnomes that live in my closet, and while I sleep, they come out and scatter shit around my bed. It's the only thing I can think of.

Either that or the children are trying to kill me.